"Wow, that's gotta be a tough one. Just drove my $100k Land Rover into a pond last night and I'm still trying to process what just happened. Anyone here have any experience with recovering a vehicle from a watery grave?"
"Yooo, that's gotta be a wild way to lose a six-figure vehicle. Did you take out insurance on the thing? Gotta be a pretty expensive pond to drive into"
"Lol what a sick joke! You gotta be trolling us, right? Either way, I'd recommend taking this as a tax write-off and buying a new ride, maybe a sustainable one this time"